A Quality Assured Christmas

Wishing you all a Very Compliant Christmas.

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Among the better notes:

“Christmas present manufactured by Santa Claus or approved Equal. Wrapped in Semi gloss festive paper with adhesive clear strips.”

“Installation of this project does not gaurantee personal joy, merriment or other typical emotional feelings of the holidays.”

“ADA Ramp Sloped for Wheelchair Access to Fireplace.”

This came to me by forwarded email, so if it is your work and you want credit, let me know.