This article on an architect/builder Mike Calvino in Florida is jam packed full of quotable quotes; covering most of the ground between hanging (as if floating in mid air!) kitchen joinery units to how you can save money by spending twice as much as your client wanted by using student labour.

However my favourite is this little pearl where a bandana-ed Mr Calvino comes over as Owen Wilson with a clutch pencil:

“Architect Michael Calvino cuts galvanized steel pipes to size for a guard rail on a balcony. Behind him are planks of eucalyptus, which he cut by hand from a fallen tree.”

Phwoaar! You GO Mike.
Now all that is needed is for Ben Stiller to drop by and set the whole thing on fire…