Whilst it is true that I have never bothered with all the registration stuff as yet and cannot comment first hand on the experiences of each Hoop, I will say this:

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While crap like this is being built by registered architects, the registration process is far too easy and far too myopic. I propose a Fourth Hoop which i call “The Burning Hoop of Fire”, this hoop is guarded by a monstrous dog with three heads; only instead of heads it has Alto Vases and instead of a body, The Complete Works of Le corbusier. In order to pass this beast and proceed to The Fourth Hoop one needs to fill each vase with the one’s choice of gin. If the gin pleases the Three Headed Dog/Vase Demon, the applicant will then be asked to quote a passage from the Complete Works and draw an accompanying sketch. The passage will be chosen at random by the Three Vased Complete Works so a thorough knowledge of ramping circulation and Indian climate control will be essential. Once past this initial test the applicant proceeds on to the actual Fourth Hoop itself. This is literally a buring hoop of fire that the applicant must jump through. If you get burnt, so be it, such is life.

I think that I could jump through the hoop, no problems; it is after all just a hoop. But the quoting and sketching stuff? That may prove more difficult, but then, it is probably the kind of thing that you learn over time, so I guess it will come together eventually.


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